There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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