I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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