took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just had sex bonerless
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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