i don't like sucking hair
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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