Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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