worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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