S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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