butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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