I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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