Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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