hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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