Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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