uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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