he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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