If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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