I hate all girls vehemently.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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