I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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