The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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