Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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