yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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