i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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