i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
