wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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