You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
