ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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