so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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