Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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