so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
