I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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