It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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