i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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