Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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