Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
