like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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