How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
His nipple licking is glorious
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