I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
