yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
