is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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