Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
40s are totally the cure
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Im part way to drunk.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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