She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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