I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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