just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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