8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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