What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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