Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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