Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
