I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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