She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Randomize
