I'm jealous of your bromance
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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