Dual....:-)
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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