went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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