she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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