At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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