HIV tests are more positive than that guy
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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