I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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