If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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