Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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